Delaney’s World Chuckle for the Day #38

I think today needs a Joke to start off with. I need a good chuckle..how about you?

POOF

An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

”Well, now,” says the old lady, ”I guess I would like to be really rich.”

*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

”And, gee, I guess I wouldn’t mind being a young, beautiful princess.”

*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.

”Your third wish?” asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman’s cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ”Ooh – can you change him into a handsome prince?” she asks.

*** POOF ***

There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ”Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered.”

I like these posters that are takes on the 1950’s but with a more modern spin.

Anne Taintor

Anne Taintor

I need my cute animal fix for the day since they always make me smile. 🙂


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Now for our strange or stupid tattoo for the day. A really good example of “Why?”

Wanna' take him home to Mother???

Since I show a funky tattoo I need to show a nice tattoo just to balance out the karma.

My husband wants this one since he suba dives

Have a great day!!


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