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It’s Monday and 10 days until Christmas. I can’t believe either of those things. Please, someone tell me I’m dreaming. I can’t help it, the older I get the faster the days go by whether I want them to or not. My Son took me out for dinner and a movie for my birthday and we did a little bit of Christmas shopping. Man, yesterday and today are colder here at home than it was in Colorado. I don’t mind the cold as much as I mind the Kansas wind along with the cold. Goes right through to the bone. I am staying in today as much as possible and when Hubby gets home from the office, I want a fire. Warm these old bones.

Let’s start Monday out with some fun, shall we?

Joke for the Day

What I Want in a Man

A woman’s list …as she ages….

What I Want in a Man (age 21)

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man (age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man (age 43)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
3. Works steady – splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I’m talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man (age 54)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
5. Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man (age 65)

1. Doesn’t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he’s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend

What I Want in a Man (age 76)

1. Breathing.
2. Doesn’t miss the toilet.

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Cartoon for the Day

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Demotivational Poster for the Day

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Pretty Picture for the Day

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Gather Rain by Leif Westling

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