This week has gone by pretty fast, I can’t believe it is Saturday already. Hope you all are having a peaceful weekend doing what you want to do and relaxing from the week. It’s been pretty calm around here except for Marvin not letting me sleep in. He figures if he is up and had his breakfast then everyone should be up. I tend to sleep on my stomach with one arm up underneath the pillow. Marvin comes in and attacks my fingers on that hand until he gets my attention. Decided this morning he wasn’t taking my “go away” and bugged me until I got up. Nothing like having your own personal alarm clock.
Lets have some fun!
Joke for the Day
Actual Warnings on Products
* ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children.
* ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.
* ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
* ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
* ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
* ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head.
* ON TESCO”S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
* ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.
* ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.
* ON BOOTS CHILDRENS” COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
* ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
* ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
* ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.
* ON SAINSBURY”S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts.
* ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
* ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Cartoon for the Day
Demotivational Poster for the Day
Quote or Saying for the Day
Pretty Picture for the Day