We had bad news and a $600 car repair bill but the good thing out of it was we got to stay home while the repair was done then we got the bad, bad news. Since we are getting on the road so late this week we get to stay out over the holiday weekend. Yee Haw! Sucks, but what are ya gonna do, right? Good thing I’m easy going and don’t care where we are (mostly) as long as we are together.
Also since it is a holiday weekend the motel we were staying at is booked solid for a family reunion and we have to stay at the other one we had been at for almost nine months that doesn’t have a pool. Yee Haw and ah shucks on that one.
Have I whined enough yet? I think so. Let’s cheer up with our chuckle pictures for the day and I feel like I need a joke to cheer me up too.
Need a joke now very badly after that last picture…
Joke for the Day
Teddy Bear Colection
Who said men don’t have a sensitive side?
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for a young bloke to have such a large a collection of Teddy bears, especially one that’s so extensive, but doesn’t mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. All the while thinking to herself, “Oh bless! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could father my children?”
She turns to him. They kiss… and then they rip each other’s clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over, strokes his chest and asks coyly, “Well, how was it?”
The guy says: “Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf.”