I have the internet back so I am more human today. Finally got some sleep too so I am ready to rock N roll. I’m going a little blue today so If you are easily offended, don’t read the Joke for the Day. I laughed so hard my sides ached so I’m including it though I usually keep it cleaner. No swear words just a bit racy. We still have our funny pictures and LOL Cats so sit back and enjoy!
Joke for the Day
* Getting Old *
There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ”There is no justice in this world.” The other lady asked what she meant.
“Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I’m 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I’m too old to squat!
Back away from the bamboo Panda Boy…
Our Pretty Picture for the Day