I hope that your week started off well and that Monday didn’t treat you too badly. If it did, than maybe I can make it better with some smiles and chuckles. We will start off with a FAIL, then funny animals, bad tattoos and finish up with a Joke. So relax and have a good time!

I couldn’t help but laugh at this one…they are serious…really!
fail owned pwned pictures
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Okay, now I have seen everything! I would have never thought that this would be possible or that someone would be stupid enough to do it, but oh…me of little faith. If there is something new and bizarre out there, somebody is gonna do it.
Funny Pictures

This is just…bad. Hulk Hogan? Bad likeness and lousy hero all rolled into one…bad tattoo!
Funny Pictures

I think this is a good example of what to do when you have a tattoo that you don’t like, get a great cover-up! Much cheaper and less painful than laser removal.

lotus cover up on CheckOutMyInk.com
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And now for our Joke for the day

Employee of the Month

These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large US Corporation.

(1) ”Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom…..and has started to dig.”
(2) ”His men would follow him anywhere, ……. but only out of morbid curiosity.’
(3) ”I would not allow this employee to breed.”
(4) ”This employee is really not so much of a ‘has-been’, but more of a definite ‘won’t be’.”
(5) ”Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”
(6) ”When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.”
(7) ”He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.”
(8) ”This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”
(9) ”He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”
(10) ”This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”
(11) ”This employee should go far, ….. and the sooner he starts, the better.”
(12) ”Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.”
(13) ”A gross ignoramus—144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.”
(14) ”He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless.”
(15) ”He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier.”
(16) ”I would like to go hunting with him sometime.”
(17) ”He’s been working with glue too much.”
(18) ”He would argue with a signpost.”
(19) ”He has a knack for making strangers immediately detest him.”
(20) ”He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.”
(21) ”When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.”
(22) ”If you see two people talking and one looks bored, ….. he’s the other one.”
(23) ”A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.”
(24) ”A prime candidate for natural deselection.”
(25) ”Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.”
(26) ”Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.”
(27) ”Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.”
(28) ”If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.”
(29) ”If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.”
(30) ”If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans.”
(31) ”It’s hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg.”
(32) ”One neuron short of a synapse.”
(33) ”Some drink from the fountain of knowledge;….. he only gargled.”
(34) ”Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.”
(35) ”The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.”

We finish with our pretty picture for the day

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