This Chuckle for the Day is a bit different as I decided to add a joke as well as my usual funny pictures. I came across this and thought it was too funny to pass up not adding it to the mix. Also more strange and funny tattoos since I found a bunch of them and just have to share.
Joke for the Day:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance – particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.(and NASCAR 500.0)
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Be careful what you wish for ladies: Keep reading below for the tech support answer
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: ‘I Thought You Loved Me.exe’
and try to download Tears 6.2 and
don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewelry 4.0 and Flowers 4.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
Default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control
of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support
Some more of my favorite Funny Pictures and LOL Cats and Dogs. Hope you like them too!
Another crazy and strange tattoo. Amazing amount of work went into this but dang… I wouldn’t say it’s “pretty” or “handsome” but to each their own. Wonder what kind of reactions he gets out in public?? I put the “Skull Guy” on before but I found a better picture showing both front and side views. Another crazy and strange tattoo.
Now I will finish with a nice tattoo 🙂