Delaney’s World Chuckle for the Day #85

Wednesday already, where do the days go? Seems like the older I get the faster the days pass by and the next thing you know another year has gone by. It’s a beautiful day so let’s have some fun.

I’ve had to clean up a mess like this before, how about you?

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Joke for the Day

The Cab Driver Goes to Heaven

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.

A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher’s entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, “Okay, we’ll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff.”

The preacher is astonished and replies, “But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie.”

St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: “This is heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed.”

Our Pretty Picture for the Day

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7 Responses to this post.

  1. That first pic brings back memories. :)

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  2. Posted by delaney55 on October 8, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    Yes, been there, done that with both kids!

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  3. Ahh… the pretty picture is just so peaceful…

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  4. Posted by delaney55 on October 9, 2008 at 2:28 am

    I’m a sucker for flowers, people’s faces/eyes and I love when you have interesting doors and windows on old buildings and some landscapes so that pretty much shows what kind of “pretty pictures” you’ll see here. I also love contrasts.

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  5. Took all the suspense right out of it… JK!!

    I actually got stressed yesterday, and thought of this picture to calm myself down. The water, the flower, it’s just so peaceful!

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  6. First picture: Not yet, and I’m hoping I won’t have too!

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  7. Posted by delaney55 on October 9, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    Rob:
    But it’s soooo much fun! Cleaning the kitchen after is fun too.

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